Honestly, I don't even know where to start.....the one eyed monsters, the blue crotch, the lobster claws on one and the oven mitts on the other.....are they Olympic mascots or some kind of weird drug induced warped sex statement??
C'mon, it's a joke right???? I really need this to be a joke!
Next thing I know, he is putting something under Larry to raise him out of 'pee reach' of our poor little innocent dog.
.....we stuck it on the grill with our chicken and zucchini.....
...and it was HORRIBLE!!! I mean really, really horrible! The kind of horrible that had my husband spitting it into the yard and my children calling CPS and begging to be taken away from me.
So, just in case you were sitting around watching Survivor and wondering if you should try to grill up some coconut because it looks like the survivors are enjoying theirs, try to remember that they are STARVING and would cook and eat a lizard if it crossed their path.
Hmmmmm, I wonder what a grilled lizard would taste like...........