Scum

Not that there are many guys who read this.....but for the few who do I would like to give you some advice that you never asked for....
ready???
If you are having an affair, you can bet your sorry ass that the woman you are having it with can not wait until the day that she can make sure your wife, your kids, your parents, and your pastor know every disgusting detail, so if you would prefer that they not find out what a scum bucket you are, you should probably try a little harder to keep it in your pants.


Exhibit A:













Rielle Hunter and John (or should I say "Johnny"?) Edwards.

As soon as she was able to lose all the baby fat and look good in a ridiculous pose (especially for someone who is trying to claim she isn't a slut) while wearing a man's white dress shirt (really subtle Rielle), she blessed GQ with a completely pathetic interview. She claims that she isn't a predator, that Johnny's wife was verbally abusive and that he would have been pummeled by his wife if he had told her there were problems in their marriage.

Ummmmm, would this have been before or after his wife was trying to help him hide his secret illegitimate baby from the world, standing by his sorry cheating ass while he was running for President, raising his children and trying to keep them in the dark about what an ass their father was or while she was dealing with fighting CANCER? I guess she ran out of time for the pummeling! Too bad too, because he could have used a good pummeling.